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Mr. Ghetto Takes “The Lion King” To A Terrible New Low

February 1, 2012 in I Gotta Give You A Zero

One of the more infamous music video fails in recent memory belongs to Mr. Ghetto, who decided to make Wal-Marts in Louisiana look like the perfect spot to twerk something. Leave it to him to not only ruin “In The Jungle” but make it so WorldStar worthy, he had video models (or girls from around the way) bouncing their asses in the trees.

When they gave people YouTube, I don’t think we ever imagined such atrocities to be made. But yet, here we are and I may never look at The Lion King the same.

Oh, and for the sake of going all the way with the f*ckery, we toss in the “Behind The Scenes” footage. You know, because a dancer like Lil’ Hot Sausage will never get enough time in the WIC office.

The Daily Fail: Meet Kanyresa West, Owner Of A “Kanye” Butt Tattoo

January 11, 2012 in I Gotta Give You A Zero

Where to begin with this? We’ve already seen the Drake fan decide to go overboard with #soIknowitsreal by getting a tattoo on her forehead but this one might beat that one. Most fans go gaga over their celeb crushes by naming their seeds after celebs, getting tattoos and decking out their rooms with memorabilia. But legally changing your name after a celeb? And getting a butt tattoo? You win.

The woman formerly known as Lindaresa appeared with Chicago’s DJ Moon Dawg to explain her love for the G.O.O.D. Music/DONDA leader, so much so that she’ll keep her name until he gets married or tells her that she’s flat out crazy, whichever comes first. Oh, and as far as the tattoo? Check it after the jump.

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On Fox News, Air Jordans & The Get Money Boyz

December 23, 2011 in I Gotta Give You A Zero

The demand for a pair of Air Jordan XI “Concords” has brought out the worst in most of young and old sneakerheads & Jordan fanatics across the country. From rumored murders to near riots, the phenomenon have once again reached absurd heights all in the name of being one of the first.

Leave it to a branch of Fox News to capture the madness first hand.

Now, we’re not going to say Fox News did this sort of thing deliberately given the fact that the makeup of the crowd at Houston’s Greenspoint Mall happened to be black & young but we are going to admit that the sensible happened to be outweighed by the ignorant. Thus, you have some woman with a coat and her hair wrapped incorrectly pronouncing “pneumonia”, sneakerheads licking the soles of their “Concords” so you know it’s real and the based greatness of The Get Money Boyz from Lakewood.

Whether it be Lakewood, Texas or from the pews of Joel Olsteen’s church the Get Money Boyz merely arrived on the scene as the news crew were busy wrapping up their segment and wanted to deliver their message of “awareness” towards the culture and want of Air Jordans to begin with. Taking cues from the book of attempting to appear smarter than you might be thanks to news cameras, the duo asked for Michael Jordan himself to open the doors of his house to give out shoes. The Mixie Boys led 2011 in their awkward nature and let these gentlemen take us out of 2011 wondering about the future of Black America.

The Continued Adventures of the Money Team: Floyd Mayweather Arrested

December 21, 2011 in I Gotta Give You A Zero, News, Sports

It’s apparently just not a good week for athletes and the women they’re involved with. Earlier this week, Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa filed for divorce from him. Now, current WBC Welterweight Champion VH1 reality TV star Floyd “Money” Mayweather, has gotten caught up in domestic violence charges and will be headed to jail.

According to Yahoo, Mayweather faced domestic dispute charges in Las Vegas that originated from an incident September 2010 involving Mayweather’s ex-girlfriend Josie Harris, and which include harassment charges as well. Mayweather allegedly hit Harris and took away her cell phone, then proceeded to threaten two of the children they have together. Following a plea of guilty, Floyd was sentenced today to 90 days in jail, 100 hours of community service, and will have to pay a $2,500 fine as well. He is expected to report back to court on January 6.

No word yet as to whether “beating your baby moms” is up there with owning multiple expensive cars and both an indoor and outdoor basketball court in the Money Team code of morals, but at least Mayweather will be out of jail in time for his anticipated return to the boxing ring in the summer of 2012. Besides, take a look at Floyd’s mugshot below. Doesn’t that look like the face of innocent man? No? Oh.

[via Yahoo! News]

 

Meet Jesus Daughter, The Latest Gospel Rap Sensation

December 6, 2011 in I Gotta Give You A Zero, Laugh Out Loud

YouTube will go down as the single greatest invention ever if things like this exist in the world. We’ll let the fine folks at Clutch explain this one, not to mention TSS‘ comment section absolutely having a field day with this.

During the song, Jesus Daughter takes shots at gospel duo Mary Mary and says they need to save souls instead of “standing in front of the camera and look cute all day long.” Who knew the Lawd doesn’t want you to look good (which…explains the video?). Jesus’ Daughter also takes aim at Jay-Z and T.I., two self-proclaimed hip hop kings (perhaps she has another joint calling out Yeezy, Lil Wayne, and the rest?)

It’s Real: Girl Gets Huge Drake Tattoo On Forehead

December 5, 2011 in I Gotta Give You A Zero


True story. A shop in LA did this to her. http://t.co/Hs6SGCam
@LukeWessman
Luke Wessman

Somebody took the “tat my name on you so I know it’s real” statement Drake made on “Free Spirit” to heart. Obviously we’ve seen plenty of tattoo fails around these parts but this might take the cake.

Gang Of Roses 2 Has Rocsi, Amber Rose & Straight To VHS Potential

October 18, 2011 in Flicks, I Gotta Give You A Zero

Oh ye’ of comedic tastes, why hast thou forsaken me? Gang Of Roses 2 on paper was supposed to be hip-hop’s wet dream. You had Rocsi Diaz, Amber Rose, Claudia Jordan, Teyana Taylor and someone so affectionately referred to as “Indian Girl” all in a Western themed pic where all signs pointed towards Cinemax and possible softcore pornography.

Instead you tell me it’s an actual film. With acting so atrocious it makes a third grade Christmas play look like it could beat The Wire or any film that recently won Best Picture from the Academy Awards. I know you send us Tyler Perry films to make us feel “sort of” good about ourselves and the idea that a black man in drag is still funny but this? Amber Cole looks up to films like this, oh Comedy Lord but that’s another story.

Now, if you want to see such “AMAZING” and “SURPRIZING” performances from the ladies above, hit the jump.

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The Struggle: Ron Browz’ Hurricane Irene Music Video

August 29, 2011 in I Gotta Give You A Zero, Music Video

Can’t blame Ether Boy for trying because at this point, that “Arab Money” of his has possibly run dry. While the East Coast braced itself for an overhyped hurricane, Browz took to the streets to show a video about a song named “Irene”. My reaction to all of this?

Katt Williams Brawls At Young Jeezy Show In Arizona

August 26, 2011 in I Gotta Give You A Zero

What in the blue hell is Katt Williams doing these days anyway? The comic was caught in an interesting situation at a Young Jeezy show last night. Williams was caught up in a brawl with other concert goers, going so far as to removing his shirt and pound his chest. Meanwhile, Jeezy still rocked on stage behind them, oblivious to the entire situation.

Arizona is not the place for celebrities with drug troubles to be these days. Didn’t you learn when DMX has a record that spans 11 different stints in the custody of the Arizona police?

[via Miss Dimplez]

I Gotta Give You A Zero: Mr. Ghetto – Wal-Mart

May 17, 2011 in I Gotta Give You A Zero

He’s not exactly lying though, I mean Wal-Mart is like the club for some people. But um … yeah, it’s still a trifling fail on so many levels. I don’t want to see a chick p-poppin’ in boy shorts while I’m at the checkout counter. More than likely, this brand of f*ckery occurred at the Wally World on Tchoupitoulas Street in the N.O.

If the world ends Saturday, Lord help us if this is the cause.

[via 2Dbz]