To be honest, Wu-Tang Clan might have the most solid following of female groupies in rap. Seeing the Wu-Tang tattoo as a tramp stamp has been common in many places. Hearing a story that your girl slept with the entire Clan? An entirely different, albeit hilarious matter.

You see, when a couple went to Divorce Court to celebrate the best and worst of daytime television, a man revealed to the court that his wife had allegedly cheated on him with the entire Wu-Tang Clan. By entire Wu-Tang Clan, we mean everybody named in “M-E-T-H-O-D Man”.

“She gave Wu some Tang,” the man says in front of Judge Lynn Tollier. The woman responded in her own defense, calling the Clan “gnetlemen” and that she isn’t a “bust down” or a “groupie”. Judging by her mention of “bust down”, she may be from Chicago.

“Let me put on the record that the Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen,” she said. “They treated me highly respectful and I would never cheat on him. Also … I don’t know if this is appropriate to say, but I would never be like a bust down or a groupie in that type of situation. I kept my lady points together … I met Wu-Tang, I went backstage and got on their tour bus. I went back to the hotel and hung out all night. It was amazing!”

Notice every single woman in the audience who’s watching her deliver those words. Yeah, we’re pretty sure she got every lyric of “Ice Cream,” “You’re All I Need To Get Buy,” and some variation of “Protect Ya Neck”.