Hold on to your torn quad jokes, Kevin Nash got arrested on Christmas Eve. In a weird story that thankfully doesn’t involve the Kliq, stun guns, vanilla midgets, Big Sexy or 8-second matches with Bob Backlund, the former WCW and WWE Champion was arrested after getting into a fight with his teenage son (and even chokeslamming him in the process!)

Nash was booked on battery charges after what TMZ calls a bloody fight between he and his 18-year-old son and part time rocker, Tristen.

The 55-year-old legend — who is currently under contract with the WWE — was taken into custody in Volusia County, Florida after cops received a call about a domestic incident just after midnight.

When cops arrived to the scene … the noticed blood on Kevin’s face and arrested Nash and his 18-year-old son Tristen for battery.

Both men were hauled to a nearby jail where they were booked and are currently being held without bond.

The whole story sounds like that rather great In Your House match between Shawn Michaels and Nash back in ’96 with involvement from Nash’s wife, his brother and the son repeatedly berating people left and right. Point of the matter is, nobody should be getting into holiday fights, especially on Christmas Eve.

And especially if your dad is a 7’1″, 300-pound guy who once played Super Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze and also starred in Magic Mike. Now, why didn’t the kid think of using the fingerpoke of doom on dear old dad is beyond me. He could have gotten hit with a powerbomb for all we know.