To Quote Teddy Pendergrass, Tim Howard Is Our Latest & Greatest Inspiration Brandon Caldwell July 2, 2014 Sports Despite their greatest efforts, the US Men’s Soccer Team fell 2-1 to Belgium in the Knockout Stage of the 2014 FIFA World Cup. This, by no measure is on goalie Tim Howard who protected the net for 16 saves, the most in a World Cup match since 1955. In other words, TIM HOWARD WAS OUR NATIONAL DEFENSE LAST NIGHT AND KEPT YOUR KIDS WARM AND SAFE! Like so: Tim Howard is going to get a stamp. Tim Howard is going to get a state. Tim Howard by all intents and purposes has now become America’s bearded wonder. A man who is so talented he can be mistaken for a rapper (Common), the new head coach of the New York Knicks (Derek Fisher) and even a guy who has thrown your Twitter timeline in a frenzy on more than one occasion whether it be by bars or whoever he may be dating (Joe Budden). Tim Howard is now America’s BAE and we are all here to bask in his glory. Hell, even his YEARBOOK QUOTE was masterful (thanks Reddit). And also marvel at how the internet has shown its appreciation for him. Best wiki update of the Cup so far, or ever: pic.twitter.com/GehIqfFtc1 — Danielle Elliot (@daniellelliot) July 2, 2014 Thank you Internet for #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave (pic via @@sixpacksportz) pic.twitter.com/iAYNdtyVRp — SportsNation (@SportsNation) July 2, 2014 #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave Ned Stark. pic.twitter.com/gk7fV9jmn4 — Arya Stark (@GoT_Arya) July 2, 2014 Columbus Short we'll miss you but … #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave pic.twitter.com/AZHWb6gxlN — Allegedly Of Course (@ThroatChopU) July 2, 2014 #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave Hoes. He possibly can be the only one that can successfully save these hoes. — Swerve Gotti (@SirTwo80) July 2, 2014 #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave pic.twitter.com/I4xxFSw8v6 — Verdadero Madridista (@Hala_____Madrid) July 2, 2014 Share this:TweetShare on Tumblr Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.