Here’s what we know about the #BeyHive, the massive cult group of Beyoncé fans who live, die and breathe by anything Beyoncé says or does – they will come after you and try to murder you in your sleep, throw CDs at you and deem you irrelevant within a series of moments. Try disrespecting Beyoncé or saying she’s even overrated on social media – you will be attacked by the horde. Us not saying anything bad about her is what has kept us around for nearly five years (!) and we’ll keep it that way until The Beygency comes and snatches us up.

SNL spoofs the Hive with The Beygency, pretty much scaring the living hell out of everyone and becoming the most must see horror movie since … well, ever.