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For once, this level of outrageousness isn’t just trapped to Florida.

A 19-year-old Tennessee woman was arrested for driving with a suspended license on Monday, which then led to arguably the most insane booking process you may ever hear of. A female corrections officer was booking Dallas Archer into the Kingsport jail noticed an “unknown object” in the teen’s crotch according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report

Archer is now facing charges of felony gun possession as well as introducing contraband into a penal facility. Those aren’t the only charges she may face as the gun after subsequent tests was stolen in a 2013 auto burglary and belonged to 70-year-old John Souther, a retired car salesman.

As for the specifications on the gun, we’re talking a weapon that measures out at four inches long. Souther when reached for comment by TSG said he want “the little fellow” returned but also noted that the gun would need “a bath in bleach”.

Archer was released after posting $6,000 bail.

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