Ladies and gentlemen, this is what our college educations have been reduced to. Meet Julian, an University of Indiana student who had MULTIPLE chances to win big prizes on ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ only to fail in spectacular fashion. How so? He fails to pronounce “Mythological Hero Achilles” to lose a chance at $1 million, not to mention two OTHER chances that result in him losing the $24,000 he earned on the show, trips to Jamaica & London plus a new car.

Look, we can’t call him the worst (okay, we already have but still) but maybe he’s just unlucky? He choked? He – ah screw it he’s the worst.