Congratulations Malcolm Smith of the Seattle Seahawks, your team just won Super Bowl XLVIII in such dominant fashion against the favored Denver Broncos. You even won Super Bowl MVP for your efforts with 10 tackles and an INT return for touchdown. What do you get besides your brand new Chevy Silverado? Oh a guy bumrushing your post-game interview with six seconds of Vine gold.

“Investigate 9/11. 9/11 was an attack perpetrated by people in our own government.”

Mic drop, walk off. And the new face of terror, Malcolm Smith unable to figure out what the hell just happened.