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Oh looks like the BeyHive has another target to pummel and berate.

Parents in the UK weren’t all too pleased with Beyoncé’s “Drunk In Love” performance with Jay Z at the GRAMMYs on Sunday night, labelling the pop superstar a “whore” according to an article penned by Andrei Harmsworth for Metro UK and the entire article is about as hilariously off base as you’d think.

Let’s get to the highlights:

Bey was hit with a barrage of criticism on the web when she took a leaf out of Rihanna’s book by spreading her legs on a chair in a G-string before she came undone during an apparent wardrobe malfunction.

Rihanna? “Bootylicious” and provocative costume from Beyoncé beats Rihanna’s entire career, especially ever since her Rated R phase kicked off in 2009. Next.

Horrified viewer Mandy Flores wrote on Facebook: ‘Aren’t u a mother now!!? Thought u had class, how trashy and I couldn’t even let my 8 year old watch. U have never done anything like that! So disappointed.’

Did she not hear the album? I mean, did she even adhere to any OTHER Beyoncé song before that kind of hid that sexuality behind smaltzy metaphors? No? Alright, let’s keep going.

The 17-time Grammy winner certainly wasn’t backward in coming forward when she then took inspiration from raunch bag Miley Cyrus and humped her tush up against her hubby Jay Z after he joined her on stage.

That is from Harmsworth himself. The “uh oh” dance from “Crazy In Love” was what, twelve years ago? Grinding on your husband in front of company as a show of love is improper? Surely you jest. There’s also mention of the nipple slip during the performance with idiotic comparisons to Janet Jackson’s nip slip at Super Bowl XXXVIII, all but forgetting the fact that Justin Timberlake ripped off Jackson’s pasty to reveal said nipple.

Oh how little we forget.