Where do we start?

Last night, Chris Brown was in Washington D.C. to presumably enjoy the festivities of Howard’s annual Homecoming celebration. Something was going down at the W Hotel, Breezy found himself outside and then later in the back of a police squad car after he allegedly knocked some poor guy out outside of the hotel. Per TMZ, the singer was booked on felony assault charges. Another man, Christopher Hollosy, who is believed to be Brown’s bodyguard, was also arrested.

Now let us back everything up — Brown’s still on probation for his assault of Rihanna in February 2009 and once more could face a judge with the potential of his probation being revoked and him only being able to get his Ken Masters on inside of a jail cell. As #TeamBreezy turns…