This really needs no introduction. Badass Danny Trejo once more teams up with badass director Robert Rodriguez to create another balls to the wall, outlaw flick starring Trejo as Machete. Of course, it wouldn’t be a Machete flick without an insane amount of cameos and folks playing absurd characters. Put it like this, Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States who asks Machete to take down a revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire who plan on spreading war and anarchy globally. Somewhere Lady Gaga & Mel Gibson play key parts and Sofia Vergara’s breasts get used as machine guns.

We’ll be in the theater September 13th watching this with a ton of popcorn.