If you don’t follow J.R. Smith of the New York Knicks on Twitter, you should. You’re missing out on one of the league’s greatest gems and one of its best trollers on the social network. So when Deadspin discovers that J.R. dropped sone of the greatest poetry known to man onto a zealous fan, needless to say we had to partake in game watching like watching Leon Phelps secure a woman with just a fish sandwich.


Cutting to the chase is something lacking in the daily conversations between men and women. Plus, we’re forgetting in all of this that the girl in question is a high school senior and on the night of the game, J.R. went 0-of-8 from the floor. Did she have something to do with it? Who knows, but all we know is this – Earl Smith Jr. is a poet laureate of obtaining women and now “the pipe” is in lexicon that far surpasses its original home on Too $hort records.

By the way, the “pipe” J.R. decides to troll us with on Instagram? These: