In a pre-Nipple Gate world, the Grammys became America’s yearly obsession with the potential for a nipslip or two from some female celebrities. Since Jennifer Lopez caused a revolution with her stunning dress at the 2000 Grammy Awards, men across the country have been tantalized by scantily clad women in dresses by high fashioned designers. Well, no more.

CBS has officially placed T&A at music’s biggest show in the In Memoriam part of the program with a memo banning all outfits that may expose a woman’s “side-boobs, nipples, labia, butt cracks & bare fleshy under-curves of the buttocks.” How dare they.

via Deadline:

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure.

So sadly, this may be the last great dress you remember from Grammy night. Pour out some liquor to the OG and blame CBS for once more bungling a Super Bowl halftime with a nip-slip & a power outage.