Let’s hope this doesn’t go the same route as Ross’ last appearance in Houston. To celebrate the release of his fifth studio album God Forgives, I Don’t, Rick Ross will be hosting a bash in his own honor at Grooves Houston, the night after Meek Mill’s headlining show at House Of Blues. Which means sparklers and the high level of absurd things only a man with the persona Ross comes equipped with will be accepted.

Details on the flyer above.

Oh, you missed all the sarcasm didn’t you? You see, Ross tweeted it out earlier today that he wasn’t going to be in Houston, nor at Grooves. Another case of the jank.