Alicia Keys, Take A Seat

July 5, 2010 in I Gotta Give You A Zero

It’s widely known that you’re pregnant now Alicia, I’m sadly aware of it too. I thought you were that cute tomboy chick early in your career and then slowly but surely the sexuality came out. Then you revealed on Tyra that you liked to play your piano naked and I was in full swoon mode.

But proving your “Superwoman” steez by gyrating on pianos and being pregnant at the same time? Trifling. Never thought I would associate that word with you Ms. Keys but then again, you did sort of break up a happy home with Swizz Beatz & Mashonda. I’m just sayin’ though.

Besides, at least you got back up and did your thing and that counts for something .. right?

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