Look, I know you want to act Curtis but starving yourself Ethiopian is not a good look. 60 lbs lost for a movie role in which you play a football player stricken with cancer. This isn’t Brian’s Song at all. Your head was always too big for your body and now look, you look sick. AIDS like even. All that time, effort (and near death like commitment for a flick that is probably going straight to Netflix? C’mon man.

Besides, if you aren’t making a movie about the great book Things Fall Apart then you deserve this failure.