Put it like this, that entire country comes through with enough honorable mentions for this list that sadly, I had to put them not in my Top Ten. Because they would overwhelm it. After the Snow Bunnies and the porn stars – it comes down to the Lovely Latinas, well ten of my favorite latinas that currently grace the Earth. No Jennifer Lopez, no Jessica Alba – we won’t get that mainstream folks.

Olivia O’Lovely. Porn star and all, I’d still cape the hell out of her.

Penelope Cruz. Lovely beauty, funny and in Vicky Bracelona she became one of the hottest crazy women I’ve ever seen.

Rosario Dawson. From Kids to Seven Pounds, you have taken me.

Roselyn Sanchez. Only reason why I sat through Boat Trip. Oh, Chris Tucker had it right when he asked her to show him her badge.

Rosie Perez. The women who broke my titty virginity. Spike Lee knew what was up!

Shakira. Hips don’t lie for real!

Salma Hayek. Hmm, Desperado and From Dusk Til Dawn made you famous – and then they grew

Suelyn Medeiros. I’d get a Twitter to follow you but I’m sorry, you’re fine as hell but that thing is the devil.

Rosa Acosta. Best. I. Ever. Wanted. To. Have.

Eva Mendes. I think I’d pull a Will Smith and pull some stalkerish shit to get her attention too. You can’t tell me Hitch wasn’t a little bit weird and that Will has now pulled off something very dubious in male history. He has to basically handicap himself to an extent just to see if a woman would go for him, lol.

Sofia Vergara. Big Trouble indeed.