The Rock’s Promo On Friday Night Smackdown’s 10 Year Anniversary Show
I miss the days when everybody watched wrestling just for two people – Stone Cold Steve Austin & that man above. Apparently he’s hosting RAW sometime in the near future. Thank goodness, because I don’t think I could sit through another two weeks of Cedric the Entertainer and Al Sharpton of all folks.
When Athletes Go Stupid: DeShawn Stevenson Edition
And I thought comparing yourself to Soulja Boy and then getting your ass handed to you by Jay-Z on wax for calling LeBron “overrated” was your first fail to make my attention.
A “Single Ladies” Fail – Starring IT
Serves you right, you creepy ass broad!
What’s More Believable: DMX vs. Al Sharpton
What’s more believable? DMX doing MMA?
or…
Al Sharpton dating Diamond from Players Club LisaRaye?
T-Pain – More Careful
Um, really? I guess. Well here goes Teddy venting/auto-tuning his frustrations over the Jay-Z thing and other topics over Drake’s “Successful” beat. Waste of booth time to me but ah well. Kudos to TeamSupreme.
DOWNLOAD – T-Pain – More Careful
09.30 – Around the Way
15 Possible Kicks D-Wade Could Rock This Season [Nice Kicks]
The Ultimate Warrior vs. Storm Troopers [Pulse Wrestling]
Amazing Pencil Portraits of Hip-Hop Icons [TRU]
Best Celeb Boobs of the Last Decade [Gunaxin]
What You Need to Know About the H1N1 Vaccine [Time]
DJ AM’s Death Ruled Accidental [Broken Cool]
14 Reasons Why Ads & Superheroes Don’t Mix [io9]
Lupe to Climb Mount Kilimanjaro [FSJ]
“Why Wasn’t I Offered Chicken?” (c. Kanye West)
I want to put this in the “This Can’t Be Real” & the “Is This Aggin Serious?!” category but then, it’s Kanye – who wants to be in the Bible if it is ever rewritten to include this day and age. Hopefully (and I do mean HOPEFULLY) this isn’t true.
Chris Brown – Transform Ya (featuring Lil’ Wayne & Swizz Beatz)
Well, if 2Pac got over the rape charge & if R. Kelly still makes slow jams for people even if you know damn well what he did in that tape, and if Orenthal James Simpson can commit another crime after supposedly killing two white folks – then Chris Brown can at least try to make good music. (more…)
Consequence – Whatever U Want (featuring John Legend & Kanye West) [Video]
New Cons (well video wise) featuring Kanye & John Legend. Directed by Hype Williams.
When Athletes Go Stupid: Delonte West Edition
I love the Cavs, especially have high hopes for them for this upcoming NBA season. However, their point guard running around acting like Antonio Banderas in Desperado (with GUNS in a guitar case!) and cutting off a police officer? That’s going beyond stupid, and the sad fact is poor Delonte has a mental disorder. Plus, it’s a little disturbing when you search for his name and then Herpes comes right behind it in the search bar.
09.29 – Around the Way
3 UH Football Helmets Missing After Victory [Chron]
R. Kelly Endorses Throwing Wal-Mart Panties Onstage [Broken Cool]
When Great Players Make Terrible Coaches [Complex]
DJ Hero Preview [IGN]
“Fat Black Lady” Angered Over Receipt [9 News]
USC RB Johnson Drops Weight On Throat, Requires Surgery [ESPN]
The 9 Most Racist Disney Characters [Cracked]
Jimi Hendrix “Endorses” Gibson Guitars [Music Radar]
There’s Something Seriously Wrong With This…
Seriously.
If you decide to get your birthday or your child’s birthday tattooed on you fine. If you get your baby mom’s/wife/ruby dee’s birthday tattooed on you – cool.
But under what circumstances makes you get the birthday of another man who is of no blood relation to you tattooed on you? You already failed with the over-tattoo game Birdman, made it worse when you got Wayne’s face tattooed on your chest but this? I wish you two still did kiss and just got it out that there is something wrong with the both of ya’ll.
Sidenote: If Lil’ Wayne is 27, I’m 10.
09.28 – Around the Way
How to Spot A Bad Mixtape…Without Even Listening To It [HK]
More School: Obama Wants To Curtail Summer Vacation [AP]
Meatballs vs. Surrogates? [JoBlo]
KFC Chicken Causes Cancer? [Bossip]
Khole Marries Lamar (I Smell Divorce Coming Soon) [OMG]
Facebook Poll: Should Obama Be Killed Causes Stir (NO SHIT!) [RS]
The Cleveland Show – Episode 2 [Sneak Preview]
My thoughts on the first episode? Funny, but give it time. Family Guy didn’t burn the house down back in 1999 (it’s been ten years? damn!) either. Black Stewie is hilarious though.
The Book Of Eli [Trailer]
It’s a new Denzel flick so you know plenty people are going to check it out. This one drops on MLK Weekend next year, and even though this might not be the Denzel that is cool as hell and overpowers you because he’s that aggin – maybe I can dig post-apocalyptic Denzel just as much.
Facebook Fail – Again
I don’t even want to state the obvious in this dumb shit.
09.27 – Around the Way
#17 Houston 29, Texas Tech 28 [ESPN]
Twitter Is Saving Your Tweets [ReadWriteWeb]
“Cleveland Show” Milder Version of Family Guy [Reuters]
Mashonda vs. Alicia Keys via Twitter [Bossip]
New SNL Cast Member Drops F-Bomb On Live TV [TLF]
She Whupped My Ass Over Karaoke! [TRU]
I Can’t Believe This Actually Happened [Warming Glow]
The Texas State Fair, Monkey Wrench Edition (I)
Dallas.
Land of Jerry Jones, the Cowboys and the “shag”.
Also, it’s the land of some of my college friends and a misadventure of our own a year ago. If you know anyone from the Monkey Wrench Gang, then you know the possibilities are endless with misadventures, fooley-wang and other forms of coonery, niggadom, etcetera could occur. So, what happens when you combine one rented Chevy Imapla, four men, a long road trip, and new additions to the fried menu of Snickers & Butter & Big Tex?
You get MWC 2, Dallas 0.
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I’ll be in Dallas all day today so basically that means this blog will be – gasp, not updated for the majority of the day. Don’t worry kiddos (and Rosa Acosta fans), I’ll be back later on in the night with an obvious story to tell.
Knockin’ Off Dust: Can’t Stop Me Edition
No matter how hard you try…
Dedicated to everyone feeling down about anything in life right now, regardless of your creed. Just remember these words.
