I know you aren’t the smartest player on the Miami Heat but you fail for two reasons Mike Beasley. First, you get that stupid ass “Super Cool Beas” tat on your back (and shame all the folks who got the Angel’s Wings tattoo) and then in the middle of the picture, between the 7Up bottle – is a bag of weed.

If Roger Goddell happened to be your Commish, your ass would at least be suspended 25 games. Not just for the weed – but on GP.