Quite Fond of One Another (c. Dave Chappele) Brandon Caldwell August 12, 2009 News While this isn’t unforgivable, it’s certainly deranged and makes you wonder why in the hell people do crazy things over… you guessed it. Chicken. VIA Fox News An Arizona woman who didn’t get condiments with her order at a KFC drive-thru was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon after she tried to run over an employee in a fit of rage, police say. Police in Surprise, Ariz., arrested 26-year-old Monique Aguet after she tried to run over a Kentucky Fried Chicken employee Wednesday, MyFoxPhoenix reported. Aguet went inside the restaurant, which didn’t cut the mustard with a KFC employee who ordered her to to leave the building and followed her outside, Surprise Police spokesman Lt. Craig Scartozzi told MyFoxPhoenix. The employee stood behind Aguet’s vehicle to record its license plate number and was struck by the car when Aguet backed into her — despite receiving a warning of her presence, police said. Aguet was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct. Still isn’t as gangsta as “You know what time it is – give up the chicken!” Remember this? Share this:TweetShare on Tumblr Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.