I know it sounds like I constantly get on the city of Dallas or the state of Louisiana but even my Dallas people, hell – all my Cowboys fans will have to look at this one like WTF.

If you’re going to a suite – it’s already $800 grand to get one, but I’ll be damned if you spend NINETY DOLLARS ON PIZZA AND SIXTY-SIX ON BEER.

Still ain’t gettin’ you closer to the Super Bowl, Cowboys.

VIA Yahoo Sports

The colossal new Dallas Cowboys Stadium is living proof that everything is bigger in Texas. The menu in the luxury suites proves that things there are more expensive too.

Those enjoying a Cowboys game from a luxury suite at the new stadium will have to shell out $90 for pizza and $66 for a 12-pack of domestic beer, reports Steven Sipple of the Lincoln Journal World. Ninety bucks for pizza? That’s almost as much of a rip-off as Roy Williams.

It costs $800,000 per year to lease one of those luxury suites, a hefty sum that doesn’t include game tickets. On the bright side, the stadium’s official Web site says that “having your company’s name on a suite makes an important statement about your success” and can help make an impression on clients. (Namely that they’re paying you way too much money.)

As for the $90 pizza, that’s the cost for a plain pizza. No word on how much each topping costs but, suffice it to say, if you’re a fan of pepperoni you may want to consider refinancing your mortgage before you head down to watch the Cowboys.

This isn’t laughing at the recession, this is pointing a finger and roasting the thing for fifteen minutes straight. Flavor Flav didn’t get it this bad. *Remembers Jimmy Kimmel saying Chris Beniot was a better father than Flav.* Never mind.

To the Dallas Cowboys, I gotta give you a zero.

Didn’t get there last year, did you Dallas?

Brando

EIC of Day & A Dream, Brando has written for such publications as DJ Booth, Refined Hype & the Houston Press. Wrestling enthusiast, sneaker addict, sports junkie and certified cake eater. Follow him on Twitter: @_brandoc

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