Two things.

I watch porn. And some porn stars hoefessionals deserve my Superman cape (if you didn’t know they were hoefessionals).

Oh, Rosa Acosta (Best I Ever Had video) up there may not be a pron star but DAMN, she could be.

Ok, this discussion came up earlier while I was at work trying to figure out why folks would still try to mess with Superhead knowing clear and damn well that she will air out your business soon as she parts those Olympic lips of hers. But it got me to thinking, who would be five porn stars I would save if I didn’t know they were porn stars, or before they got too deep to be saved? I mean, think about it – there had to have been a time before Superhead became well … Superhead. So, here’s my list – hopefully the C-section will be flooded with other people’s lists as well. Don’t act like you don’t know!

DISCLAIMER: I love all women, from black to peru – don’t get sensitive just because there isn’t a particular brand of woman listed here. Which is why if you wanna hate or even discuss, list your own.

Jazmine Cashmere. Forget it, plain and simple. If we’re talking pure sex game – I’m taking her enthusiam over the field. There is no denying what J-Cash would or probably wouldn’t do to please a man sexually. Plus, she seems goofy as hell when she wants to be so yes, a porn star with personality. Yes, I’m well aware that she may not be the prettiest porno chick in the game but as we hopefully all know – just because you look good doesn’t mean that you can rock my world (c. Wanda the Ugly Woman). Besides personality and her pron actions, there’s just something about Jazmine that just screams, “I wonder what her normal, regular 9-5 was if she wasn’t a hoefessional. Well, we may never know – but best believe I’m grabbin’ my cape.

Mone Devine. Let’s be clear, I have a thing for light skinned women. Always have, probably always will. Ms. Devine is no exception to that rule. I mean honestly, a few of my homies have said the same thing – if she wasn’t in that business, we’d wife her. Without hesitation. I know the girl has it going on sex wise because she’s up for anything under the normal rules of what folks consider good sex. Plus, that gap of hers still makes her super cute to me. Not to mention the ass, and face and all the other superficial stuff that doesn’t tell you that she could probably suck Wesley Snipes up and turn him Drake’s color.

Italia Blue. I don’t care. Thick version, skinny verison – I’m taking Italia all damn day. I don’t think there can be many versions of a woman shape wise and still be fine as hell no matter what, but Italia takes the cake (no pun intended). I know most folks shame on weight game (I’m looking directly at you Pinky, step away from the Wendys) and there are some who claim that some stars are just too skinny and fake (why Lacey Duvalle, why?) but Italia’s as real as they come. I could seriously imagine her being some sort of librarian who will do anything necessary to keep you quiet, while you try to keep yourself from screaming to the heavens from letting it all go. Heh.

Roxy? Even FEMALES love Roxy. Even though she seems like she’d be an arrogant smash (like dictate how you’d hit it, etc), I’d still even toss a couple of dollars her way because I know she comes through the H and visits Harlem Knights (even though I haven’t been in almost four years). Plus, she makes the small breasts/large ass ratio WORK to the extent where I could quickly assume she was nothing more than an around the way girl with a side you’d be dying to know about one day. It’s just weird though that she still gives me a Superhead vibe (as a lot of hoefessionals do, lol) but shed that one, give her a 9-5 and no public sexual history – I’m on it with a ring and my cape.

Miss Tia. Lawd have mercy. I would have had Millian Blu at the moment but I’ll save her for another list. Tia on the other hand…is thick as hell. Country and ghetto and still all in all someone I wish had a regular job at a bank as opposed to being what she is today. I’ll forgive the baby feet tattoos (who doesn’t have kids?) and even the plausible fact that she must carry some form of weave because I’ve seen her with her real hair and it might not be pretty. But still, and I do mean STILL – I’d cape her. Seriously.

Isis Taylor. I’m sorry but I’m a sucker for goofy porn stars. Even more of a sucker for porn stars that just look naturally fine as hell without make up. She may be a newbie on the scene, or maybe new to me who knows but its her and Chavon Taylor that just do it for me. Slim chick with an ass and it’s just coo-coo for me. Plus, if I just showed you the picture above, you would have never in a million years guessed that she’s 19 and in the sex game, you wouldn’t. You’d probably tell me, oh damn that’s a nice looking Latina right there, probably works at somebodies office on an internship and all the old dudes would hit it. Yes, they would – but I would flex my Heisman pose before anybody came close.

And that’s my list. So far. What about yours?