Remember the broad who got 56 star tattoos on her face? You know, the one who decided it was super cool to get three stars but then supposedly fell asleep and the tattoo artist decided to keep going and create a mural of 56 that would make Mike Tyson and Lil’ Wayne’s facial tats seem minor?

Yeah, broad straight sold a wolf.

But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was “fully aware” of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing.

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: “I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.”

Girl With 56 Stars Tattooed On Face Admits She Asked For Them [Telegraph]

Like I always figured, there’s no way you can simply fall asleep when you are getting tattooed on your face. I can understand your arm or possibly passing out from the pain (or in some cases, getting tats while high or drunk) but this story had more holes in it than any condom used by the Octomom.

Oh well, like my theater teacher used to say to people who just didn’t do right in the world, “I gots to give you a zero”.

Brando

EIC of Day & A Dream, Brando has written for such publications as DJ Booth, Refined Hype & the Houston Press. Wrestling enthusiast, sneaker addict, sports junkie and certified cake eater. Follow him on Twitter: @_brandoc

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